My eggs-boyfriend
I used to go out with a guy who treated me rather bad. He cheated on me several times and bragged about it in front of his friends.
After I found out about his infidelities, I decided to humiliate him, as he humiliated me.
Coincidently my friend was having an easter party at about this time, so as a surprise I decided to buy my ‘loving boyfriend’ an easter egg. I purchased this personalised egg with the special message “You’re dumped, small dick!”, which I couldn't wait to reveal in front of all our friends at the party. When he recieved the gift, the look on his face was hillarious. Everybody laughed at him, even his friends, as they knew how bad he had treated me.
Needless to say, he left the party rather early, with less than a smile on his face. But for some reason he remembered to take his easter egg with him.
Diane Yates, 22, United Kingdom
