Top 10 signs that it’s over

Is that the sound of alarm bells ringing?

1. They move and leave no forwarding address.
2. They marry someone else.
3. They fall asleep during sex.
4. They apply for jobs in distant cities or foreign countries.
5. They apply for jobs in distant cities or foreign countries.
6. They take calls on their mobile in the bathroom late at night and say it’s mum.
7. They call out someone else’s name during sex.
8. They leave an appointment card for an STD clinic in your pocket.
9. They fake a serious or life-threatening illness.
10. They become an addict (but not sex).

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